griffin von porkchop
Is this the internet’s next viral cat? Griffin Von Porkchop is a 4-year-old exotic shorthair from Vancouver, Canada.
His most noticeable feature is an asymmetric jaw which causes one tooth to peek out of his mouth.
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
So I finally caught him in the act of escaping
Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
it’s almost time
IT IS AUGUST
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they